Friday, April 24, 2015

Craigslist Advert in RVs for a Star Wars Class II Star Destroyer

Craigslist will delete this ad in a few days, as they do all there ads, but for now here is the link. What is in the link is below it.

Imperial Star Destroyer


 Imperial Star Destroyer (II Class) - $145670 (hollywood hills)

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2301 Highland Ave Los Angeles, CA 90068
Imperial Star Destroyer IIodometer: 5.6787943168479e+22VIN: 2HLQU1520KA114235paint color : silver drive : 4wdfuel : other transmission : othertitle status : salvage cylinders : other
condition: good
size / dimensions: 1600x1200x775
Selling a slightly used Imperial II--class Star Destroyer.

Previously owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, and famed for making the Kessel run in under 14 parsecs it was only outrun by some cockey space jockey in the Millenium Falcon, or we would have stopped the traitor . . .

This vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else's gain!


1600 meters in length this Star Destroyer has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300g (in the vacuum of space). It's got a modified Class 2 hyperdrive system still in working order with a backup Class 8a ion battery assisted engine. The SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt before too long.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with Le Grange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, mini fridge and a 15-disc CD changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was run with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? It is said that: "Stones run like water and sand turns to glass." With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new, this Beauty Of The Skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but due to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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